Now for something completely different - bad Bug Jokes
Ok, a little levity here:
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a dragonfly sitting next to him.
"Are you a dragonfly?" asked the man, surprised.
"What are you doing at the movies?"
The dragonfly replied, "Well, I liked the book."
A very devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.
Three weeks later, a group of beetles walk up to him carrying the Bible on their backs.
The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes.
He took the precious book off the beetle's backs, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"
"Not really," said the beetles. "Your name is written inside the cover."
(thank you! Here all week!)
cool beans. this place can use some brightening up.